What an insipid and meaningless article. Sounds like a college kid wrote this drivel.

the iPhone looks amazing, and it probably feels amazing in the palm of your hand, too. It's sleek, curvy, shiny, and sexy,with on-screen icons and buttons that just ooze and drip class.

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I love the new iphone because it has cool things that it never has before in its daily life a wireless internet connection modulator

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So I didn't get the gay marriage conspiracy connection. As an old fart, with three adult kids, but only the gay couple is still together, I want to join the gay marriage conspiracy (I think), but do I need an iPhone to do that? Semi-retired, I may not be able to afford it, and I can't run fast enough to get Jessica's

yes, please, do all this cheeky monkey says to do. so apple will figure out what they've should've done in the first place - a remote volatile memory reset. so they can sell you more phones. and another phone plan.

Over-hyped immature writing style.

As someone who actually did lose an iPhone at a Thai restaurant, and found weeks later it was in fact the waitress who stole it, all I have to say to the pedantic reader who resorts to trite terms like "insipid": FIRST, vapid is not only a better word than insipid, but it is also just as unfitting for this article.

The article is witty, creative, and distinctively humorous. As opposed to your dearth of insight, which is a baseless objection to the article on the grounds it "sounds like a college student wrote it."

Anyone who pretends undergraduates are somehow a class beneath anything capable of being distinctive for anything is either an obnoxious grad student who can barely do more than brood over an overdue thesis, or a lonely professor type who holds a bizarre disgust for his students for not being as pathetic, lonely, tired and spiteful as he/she is.

That said, you're likely a grad student. Get back to your paper, and stop posting to people who actually bother to product things instead of brooding over them.

If someone is incapable of writing something decent by high school, the odds this will change somehow later in life isn't exactly favorable. The idea college students are distinctively "insipid" is absurd— and suggests somehow, writers only blossom after... what, 82?

You either can write or you can't. Grad students don't have friends, lack social skills, and need to stop picking on undergrads because they hate themselves and the thesis they can't write.

I left mine out on the desk at work friday afternoon and managed to have it stolen--surprised it didn't happen sooner.

Enjoy my golden rolodex!

Some people actually do this with valuable stuff and can't resist showing it off and just being careless with it.